Jokebook

What do you call a t-rex that ruins and destroys everything?

A T-wrecks

Thanks to sludge

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken hadnt evolved yet

Thanks to sludge

What do you call a t-rex mixed with a triceratops?

Dont know, I thought you would

Thanks to Nara

What do you call a brachiosaurus in a refrigerator with a t-rex, triceratops and a stegosaurus?

Squished

What tops a ghost’s ice-cream?

Whipped ‘scream’!

thanks to orka

Why isn’t a ghost good in bands?

He kept getting ‘booed’!

thanks to nara

How can you tell if a vampire is sick?

From all his coffin!

Where can you find a mummy?

Obviously, a tomb.

thanks to the guy who makes lame jokes.

Whats an owls favorite song?

Whoooo Let the dogs out!

Thanks to Screechie.

How do you stuff a T-Rex in a fridge (a normal one)?

Open the door. Stuff him in. Close the door.

Thanks to Nara

Why doesn’t anyone want to sleep in the same room as Stretch? Because he was a Bronto-snore-us !!!

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Doyathinkysaurus! (Do you think he saw us)

Why doesn’t anyone want to be on a building crew with Rex?

Because he was a Tyrannosaurus Wrecks!!!

Why is Horns so full of himself?

Because he has a jolly belly of swamp juice!

Why does Pterry talk to himself?

Because Horns isn’t intelligent enough to Understand!

Thanks to KuroWolf

How do you keep a doofus in suspense?

Tell you tomorrow!

Thanks to Logout

What does a not-smart dino call a cheerio(cereal)?

A donut seed

How do you invite a dinosaur to eat?

Tea, Rex?

More coming soon…..Comment your joke! We’ll post it up here!

~Screechie.